PRISON PROSE & CONS: THE TRILOGY. I-SPY BAD POETRY. By LILA CEPA.
3 EBOOKS.
PRISON PROSE & CONS in VERSE. THE MUSICAL.
PRISON PROSE & CONS: THE SPOOK.
PRISON PROSE & CONS: THE ROSEBUD THIEF.
The Heyoka/Halo Effect Pen Wielded in Post-Op By: Lila Cepa Winyan Sapa. Pre-Op Choreography/Translations by Curtis Lake.
Dedicated to the Mob, the Dude and the criminal. My Best Friends on both sides of the Wire. Where none of this happened.
Code for love: Alani Kai. The Sacred 8. Leveled to the more perfect 49.
Table of Contents.
BOOK 1. PRISON PROSE & CONS in VERSE. THE MUSICAL
ACT I-Prison Punk. Culture not Color. A Meditation On Hate To Let It All Go.
.49 Cue the Con-Side-Soundtrack. An Acoustic Code in Place of 'Hapa' Tic Tac Toe. Music’s Fade to Black Face with Blood in the X’s and Oh No’s.
1. No Working Movie Title For Breaking Bad.
1.49 My Prison Fight Club Cherry with an Insane Clown Posse Sundae. 3 Scoops! The Musical.
2. Prison Secret Santa. Mele Kalikimaka!
3. Trailer Swift. Fast and Loose. Sex, Drug Grift and a Rockin’ Caboose.
3.49 The “My Cellie, Celery Rick” Drinking Game.
4. Checkmate. Dead Inmate In Two Moves.
4.49 Snubs, Snips and Pedo-Cuts.
5. Psycho Killer on the Psych Meds with the Psycho High-5. Cellmate.
5.1 I Own The 'N'aughty Word.
5.49 (PSS) My Prison Safe Word was the Number 666.
6. Francois the Anus-Tart?
6.49 The Double Dark Side Of Dr Alcala and Mr Hyde.
7. Place Your Bets! Russian Roulette with Boris and the Cellie Bullets.
7.49 “Prison Punk Make A Wish.” A Non-Prophet Foundation.
7.99 Prison Prom.
9.9 The Bankers of Paradox.
10. Jackson.
10.1 Hopeful Love Yoga.
10.2 A First Love Defined and the Merry Heartbreak Yoga Pose.
10.24K Wanagi Soul Shine of Derek Miller and Abe Hagos. The Non-Louis Friend.
10.25 Great Scott. M not F.
10.26 The Impressive Tunes.
10.27 The Sad Lonely Midwestern Surfboard.
10.28 God’s Eviction Notice.
10.29 Karma, Your Honor.
10.3 Mind Drug Kampf. The Alice Walker-About.
10.33 Small Minds with a Medical Medium at Large on the Prison Yard.
10.34 Monday Menu: Prison Pea Bland Soup for the Soul.
10.35 My Universe for an Apple Pie.
10.36 The Stealthy Escape of Icarus at Night.
10.37 The Big Prison Poetry Slam.
10.38 The Frank and Knee Jerk Reaction to Releasing My Inner Girly Jew.
10.39 Dear Dr Phil.
FIN.
BOOK 2. PRISON PROSE & CONS. THE SPOOK.
ACT II-Prison Spook. Shadow Not Substance.
10.39X Am I Being Abducted by Aliens? Ana Aesha Huna/I Live Here!
10.4 Removed. Best Friend’s Edit.
10.8 Rape Is Not The Worst Thing. Green Beret to Prison Greens. Shades of Monster In Between. Scored By Billie Eilish.
15AB. Too Late. Nothing Worse. My 20th Group’s Curse: “Operation Head Punk.” Wait! I didn't name the Op!
15B. Origins of a SuperSpook/SuperCon.
15C. I Spy a Bartender’s Covert CV.
15S. Family.
111. A Word? Bird? No Talafinn, Unclassified, I Heard.
111.11 John Lennon. Unfinished. The Ekphrasis of His Painted Strawberry and the Creation of the Rotten Strawberry Artist. Another 20th Group Curse.
112. Strange Fruit Crop Reports.
112.49 The Rothko-Rotten-Strawberry-Artist. A Self-Portrait. Cut to Hang in the I-Spy Gallery.
212. On Golden Lake. Fahrenheit 451 Written in Water.
278. KISS Demons under the Rock and Roll Mistletoe.
280. The Long James Caan with Friends. My Best Friends/Family.
END SCENE.
BOOK 3. PRISON PROSE & CONS. THE ROSEBUD THIEF.
ACT III-THE ROSEBUD THIEF. Philosophy Not Religion.
FOREWORD.
285. The Hawaiian Rosebud of the Rosebud Thief.
299.(792458 X 3). The Numerology Behind the Heyoka/Yuwipi (HY) Sacred Summons of the Lakota.
921. The Lakota Rosebud of the Rosebud Thief.
921.01 The Little Lebowski Overachiever Rug Pissed on by Rosebud Thief Origami.
921.02 After Thoughts of the Afterlife After Family.
921.04 His Holiness Led Me to Prison. Bless Him For That.
924. I Lost on Jeopardy, Baby. My Bad Acting in a Trebek Suit Got in the Way.
999. Memoirs in Holly-Font. If My Life Was a Movie?
OUTTAKES. Not good enough to make the cut.
8008. Old School Calculator Speak. Counselor Wadi Muhaisen. Legal BooB.
8008.2 Electric Boob-a-Loo. The Eric “Cuckold” Blomfelt Affair. Metro State Law Professor. Legal BooB: The Sequel.
1.AE The Alternate Ending in Beginning: Prison Ink. A ‘Hapa’ Daily Journal of Inkarcerated Sentences. Preamble, Ambling to Prison Ink Outtakes.
The End?
Epilogue: A Parole Plan to Die For!
P.S. Paroled Script.
P.S.S. Paroled Sans Shawshank.
P.S.S.S-ick.
THE END.
PROSE SIDE FOREWORD.
FADE TO BLACK.